A religion entirely submitting to the rule of a person under the surname of Howett. Unfortunately Howettism is another sad attempt at controlling people into doing their bidding. Another religion however is Anti-Howettism, this religion/group is primarily against Howettism it's founders and other groups and religions attempting to control people.
Howettismist: All of ye, devote your lives and wallets to the cause.
Anti-Howettismist: Good people do not listen to this deranged man save your time and your wallets and walk away.
when frustration has reached it's peak. You must sometimes take it to the next level and get hosetail. The step beyond the last step of the breaking point...
"Dude, what happened?"
"well that dude on the ground dumped the other guys drink all over the front of him, he got all kindsa hosetail on him!! It was sick dude...!!"