Hosed Hole

When you take a shit in the toilet (typically large), and the shit, upon impact, makes the water in the toilet bounce up and go into your ass hole. There is nothing you can do about a hosed hole, though, because usually the water is too far up your asshole to reach with toilet paper. After this, your ass hole will feel wet and uncomfortable. A hosed hole can last up to 2 days.

Man, yesterday, I was taking a shit, and I got a hosed hole. It still feels weird!

by Stiff Nuts. October 4, 2010

Hosehole

A derogatory word for calling somebody a name. Has no real meaning. Not very offensive. Used more in a casual setting among friends jokingly. Sounds like a curse word even though it's completely harmless and meaningless. Catches people off guard and can be used around anyone.

Stop eating all my chips ya hosehole!

You're such a hosehole! I can't believe you pubed my burger!

Ha! you're driving on the wrong side of the road you dumbass.
Yeah? well you're just a hosehole....

You're a faggot
Yeah? well at least I'm not a hosehole

by Crawfisch December 17, 2010

corn holed

1. The past tense for the act of committing anal sex

"Bob's been in prison for like 8 months man."
"Yeah, he got corn holed on like day 1 and has been some other prisoners bitch from then onward."

by Mike Pissalot July 6, 2006

wrong holed

When a guy is doing girl doggy style and,accidentally or on purpose,sticks it in her ass and she yells "WRONG HOLE!!!"

This girl at work was telling of how her hubby wrong holed her last night.

by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

A&E HOLED

an attack or censorship on a celebrity by the media, entertainment industry, or information highway for expressing 1st Amendment opinions against a certain group of people or a individual person(s)

Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty got A&E Holed for expressing his opinions of the behavior of homosexuals, and got kicked off his T.V. show

by Oldschool Rocker December 20, 2013

Rabbit-holed

The process of accidentally losing an entire day of otherwise productive time to an expansive, multipage website found through a random link or, more commonly, when directed there by a friend.

Please, stop linking me to SCP-wiki, tvtropes, college humor, icanhascheezburger, urban dictionary and the like. I just don't have the willpower, and if I keep getting rabbit-holed while I'm at work it's going to get me fired.

by Ryvita August 28, 2009