Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

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Buttholedestroyer

Someone who has extreme experience at mutilating a man or woman's anus. They ravage and make the rim incredibley sore/red. Has been known to render butthole useless for extended periods of time, and, in extreme cases, induced comas. However, many flock towards these people as when a buttholedestroyer enters your anus the ripping and tearing of the skin around your anus brings forth extreme pleasure - instant climax.

Dingle: I'm going to ravage dat ass.

Venus: Hell yeah, baby. Bend me over the kitchen bench.

David: Damn! Dingle is such a buttholedestroyer! Threesome?

by Buttholedestroyer August 10, 2012

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