blow-holed

When someone comes up to hug you or give you a kiss, and they accidentally blow snot from one nostril all over your face. in doing so the sound of a whale blowing water from it's blow-hole is made.

Our daughter went to give my wife a hug and accidentally sneezed and blew snot from one nostril all over one side of my wifes face.Without thinking I said "she blow-holed you."

by #hubbs January 24, 2010

blow job sleeper hold

When a guys pushes a girls head into his lap in the hopes of getting a blow job.

Sean put Lauren in blow job sleeper hold last night and she ended up vomiting in his lap.

by bixbyhotpocket April 5, 2017

hold before blow it

Holding it (like a handjob) before blwoing it (like a blowjob, obviously)

Like the bases in sex bases or whatever.

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"I hold before blow it!" - Bella Swan

by AngelsFuckingPrincesses August 16, 2011

Alaskan Blowhole

When your having sex with a girl and you want to fill all holes. you put your dick in her vagina. then your two thumbs in the ears with your pinky's covering the nostril. while your kissing her then shove your big toe up her ass. this will completely cover the holes.

Steven L.: Hey you want to try something new.
Hannah L. : Like what?
Steven L.: Can I give you an Alaskan blowhole.

by DLDLP February 8, 2017

Feces blowhole

When you shoot a bullet up the anus of a unsuspected victim, and the contents of the colon blow out of the top of the head.

Trevor aimed a rifle up Arturo's butthole causing poop to fly out of his head, concluding to a feces blowhole.

by Arturo and Trevor December 31, 2012

Whalecock Blowhole

A two-part masturbation move for males only. The first portion of the move is called the Whalecock. The process begins when a male takes his half-erect penis and inserts it into his own butthole. The phallus is then removed and smelled for arousal purposes. The cock is quickly placed back in the anus, and the male will proceed to ejaculate in his own butthole. This move is then followed by the Blowhole. The Blowhole begins as the male has just jizzed in his own asshole as a result of "Whalecocking." The masturbator will then proceed to fart at full power. The release of gas will cause the penis and fresh semen to fly out of the butthole in a sporadic and unpredictable manner often resulting in a poopy/cummy mess.

I can't believe your mom told us all that story about the time she caught you doing the Whalecock Blowhole to that Dane Cook video!

by Drake McIntyre June 7, 2009

winnemucca blowhole

When after having anal sex with a fat partner, they fart back out the load.

So, I was cinnamon sticking this wicked fat chick and during the night she lets off a winnemucca blowhole!

by Angry Beaver March 3, 2009