Horsypus
A weird inbred animal created when a horse banged a platypus. When the platypus laid its egg, out came the Horsypus.
Horsypus by BreederMan August 1, 2013
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Horsepussy
A gross injustice; An unfortunate state of events; Something so egregious that the word bullshit would be an understatement
Monte: Man, I was really looking forward to a beer after work but my wife just text me and said I have to go to the dirty hippie farm to pick up vegetables.
Luke: Awww man that really sucks...
Monte: That's horsepussy. I mean I could have gone on Sunday but I would have been late for the baseball game.
Luke: Which also would have been horsepussy.
Luke: Awww man that really sucks...
Monte: That's horsepussy. I mean I could have gone on Sunday but I would have been late for the baseball game.
Luke: Which also would have been horsepussy.
Horsepussy by Flizzle62 May 7, 2009
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Horsepussy
A grotesque, emotional creature often female that practices promiscuous behavior, complains often, and has an unusual appetite for hay and male genitalia. Such creature often expels an odor of raw fish and eggs. Rarely would a horsepussy be seen in public except in the presence of a large male population or swimming pool. A horsepussy releases an earpiercing sound when excited or in heat (which is often) and extremely dangerous. A horsepussy should not be approached under any circumstances and those who encounter one shall run the opposite direction because a horsepussy is capable of gnawing, burning, and destroying various parts of the human body upon contact.
Woah, I saw this disgusting horsepussy in Denver today she almost got me man!" "Dude, that sucks I ran into a horsepussy in Council Bluffs and had to get rabies shots for weeks.
Horsepussy by AblackMan389 June 15, 2011
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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