Horsypus 

A weird inbred animal created when a horse banged a platypus. When the platypus laid its egg, out came the Horsypus.

"Hey platypus!", "Hey horse.", "Wanna bang.", "Sure." = Horsypus

Horsypus by BreederMan August 1, 2013

Horsepussy 

A gross injustice; An unfortunate state of events; Something so egregious that the word bullshit would be an understatement

Monte: Man, I was really looking forward to a beer after work but my wife just text me and said I have to go to the dirty hippie farm to pick up vegetables.

Luke: Awww man that really sucks...

Monte: That's horsepussy. I mean I could have gone on Sunday but I would have been late for the baseball game.

Luke: Which also would have been horsepussy.

Horsepussy by Flizzle62 May 7, 2009

Horsepussy 

A grotesque, emotional creature often female that practices promiscuous behavior, complains often, and has an unusual appetite for hay and male genitalia. Such creature often expels an odor of raw fish and eggs. Rarely would a horsepussy be seen in public except in the presence of a large male population or swimming pool. A horsepussy releases an earpiercing sound when excited or in heat (which is often) and extremely dangerous. A horsepussy should not be approached under any circumstances and those who encounter one shall run the opposite direction because a horsepussy is capable of gnawing, burning, and destroying various parts of the human body upon contact.

Woah, I saw this disgusting horsepussy in Denver today she almost got me man!" "Dude, that sucks I ran into a horsepussy in Council Bluffs and had to get rabies shots for weeks.

Horsepussy by AblackMan389 June 15, 2011