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A cute little blue seahorse Pokemon that evolves into Seadra at level 32. According to RatchetBoo, Horsea and Yang Lee share a strong resemblance.
Cute Widdle Horsea- horsea horsea horsea..sea horsea.

Yang- No, I'm not your daddy...or your mommy. Quit bothering me.

Cute Widdle Horsea- Horseeaaa...horsea?

Yang- No, those big puppy-dog eyes won't work on me...why don't you go swim in the toilet or something?
Horsea by Shawn B. May 29, 2003
Words you can keep
pkmn lubved most by me.
I luv horsee
i luive horsee
horse hosres horsee
bleet bleet blett
Horsea by Evil Tim August 27, 2003
A Pokémon that will put smarties up your ass then 5 days later snort it out of your ass

Guy 1: oh look a horsea

Guy 2: wait no

Guy 1: wha-ahhh my ass!!
Guy 1: oh look a horsea

Guy 2: wait no

Guy 1: wha-oh god my ass!
Horsea by Da bling bros. May 31, 2021
A Pokémon that will put smarties up your ass then 5 days later it will snort the smarties out of your ass
Guy 1: oh look a horsea

Guy 2: wait no

Guy 1: wha-oh god my ass!
Horsea by Da bling bros. May 31, 2021

horse sabbath 

In equestrian life, the day that sport horses get to take a rest and aren't ridden, typically Monday's.
I have Monday free to go to the beach. I won't be riding because it's horse sabbath.

The Blood of The Iron Horse 

gasoline and other materials used as fuels.
Brother, we must use The Blood of The iron Horse for our journey.

Exploding Horse 

To be sexy as fuck.
"Damn, you’re really being an Exploding Horse right now!"

"Your mom is such an Exploding Horse."
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