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horse porn 

porn that involves horses
jessie henry loves to go home everyday and crank one to some gold old horse porn :x

horse porn 

An alternative way of saying "bull shit." Used to express disbelief, or to call out into the open a yarn or fabrication.
Presient Bush's desire to cut the SCHIP program is such horse porn.
horse porn by Sean Patrick November 6, 2007

horse porn 

that random fucking shit my uncle sent me involving two horses fucking each other. i also saw my boyfriend watching it.
jim likes watching horses fuck.

its called HORSE PORN you motherfucker

horse porn meat sauce

To tell a loved one you hold them dear
I love you mom “horse porn meat sauce”
Mom have I told you “horse porn meat sauce”

porn horse 

porn horse is a horse who is a rapist and he/she has sex with other animals and humans.
i was walking through the woods and out of the bushes came a porn horse to rape me.
porn horse by bang a horse October 16, 2008

House Porn 

HGTV, DIY and other networks which show beautiful houses and interior design. Known as "house porn" because many women indeed find big, beautifully decorated homes sexier than oiled up men.
Hey, I've gotta get home, the HGTV dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house porn!
House Porn by Waning13Moon February 3, 2008
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