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Horse’s Ass 

A rare person who consistently has bad shit happen to him. Even if the world looks good for the moment he knows that a big stinky shit is coming down at him...like a horse’s ass or a Mayzer
Man Jim has the worst luck, he really is a Horse’s Ass
Horse’s Ass by TiberiusC October 8, 2020

horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.
"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."
horse's ass by Olen White January 5, 2009

horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)
I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.
horse's ass by Light Joker March 19, 2005

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.
Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.
horse's ass by cornholio October 9, 2003

horse's ass

Someone who is not just an ass, but a big ass, indeed, a horse's ass. Someone who really makes an ass of themselves.
Ex FEMA director Mike Brown is a Horse's Ass
horse's ass by No Nombre October 6, 2005

Horse's ass

Also see: idiot
Horse's ass by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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