When you're very drunk and so hard up for a piece of ass and/or piece of cock that you're about a midget's throw away from making out with anyone or anything.
If you act upon being hornywasted you'll most likely end up regretting it tomorrow.
It may or may not involve severely lowering your standards and/or drunk dialing an ex.
"I sooooo hornywasted. I sooooo want to drunk dial my ex. What to do?"
"To don't. Take it easy sleezy."
"You're right. I guess that's a pretty big to don't. It's probably all that mad dog 20/20 talking."
A typical feeling when Really drunk and excessively horny at the same time. In fact, if one is mad waste mad horn it usually causes the engagement in relations with slampigs that they usually wouldn't think about touching.
"Yo dan i heard u double teamed that slampig last weekend with gage."
"Yeah but i was mad waste mad horn so its no biggie."
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.