Cornfusion

the state of being bewildered or unclear in one's mind about where the corn in your crap originated

Halfway through his morning shower, Mark finally remembered where the corn in his poop was from. His cornfusion was at an end.

by GoCtotheB June 12, 2015

Cornfused

A state of mind that occurs when a pushy boss generally referred to as a "cornhole" leans on subordinates with unreasonable expectations; nervous paranoia or fear of failure; loss of self-confidence.

That fucker has me cornfused... my stomach is churning, I feel like shitting my pants.

by the Big Bugga January 27, 2010

Cornfused

When a person is confused, but likes corn at the same time. Corn is yummy and should be liked

Confused, but liking corn at the same time is what Cornfused is

by Fake_Name December 21, 2019

cornfused

Unclear about what is happening around you. This lack of clarity is due to having a rural background in an urban setting. Hence, you are not just CONfused, you are actually CORNfused. The "corn" part of the word refers to one's rural upbringing that is responsible for the confusion.

I am really cornfused about how to take the subway.

Every time I try to use the "el" map in Chicago, cornfusion sets in.

by slipperyslope21 August 23, 2010

Cornfused

The state of bewilderment arising from not knowing the source of the corn in one's crap.

With a cornfused look on his face, Bryan tried to recall last night's dinner.

by TuckerFucker April 5, 2010

cornfused

Drunken slur for the word confused. Usually occurs after a half a case of Beast...

"Dude... thish freaking game is corfusing"

by PyroKep April 17, 2004

cornfused

another word for confused

"I'm cornfused"

by the elephant (aka baykuhn iz gud) April 21, 2003