Cornfusion

the state of being bewildered or unclear in one's mind about where the corn in your crap originated

Halfway through his morning shower, Mark finally remembered where the corn in his poop was from. His cornfusion was at an end.

by GoCtotheB June 12, 2015

cornfusion

The state of mind of older male, backwoods people, caused by years of drinking home brew corn whiskey.

Old man Tator seems to be in a constant state of cornfusion after continually drinking some of the best home brew corn whiskey in the county for the last 30 years.

by Papajack January 5, 2015

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

conFURsion

The process of turning one into a furry, basically conversion with a spin. A rather unpleasant spin.

Guy #1 - Oh boy, I sure hope I don’t turn into a furry. I really wouldn’t like experiencing conFURsion.
Furry - Well I’ll show you why being a furry is great!
Guy #1 - *is now a furry* wow what a weird coincidence, totally didn’t see that coming

by Syst3m ERROR December 1, 2019

confusionship

A phenomenon when a couple of interacting people have neither a well defined friendship nor an FWB nor a romantic relationship and thus their attraction is still undefined to them both, yet they're definite about defining it as soon as possible.
The state of confusion before defining your sort of relationship with the person.

We were in a confusionship, but eventually deconfused ourselves and got romantically involved.

by Zeguy Lestrange January 27, 2016

I am confusion

When you are so confused you literally are confusion

I am confusion

by Hey it’s me Carl chill! chill! November 20, 2018

Postcoital Confusion

The confused state that one is in directly following an orgasm. In this state things can be said, agreed to, or promised that are not really meant. It is Postcoital Bliss with a variable.

Larry asked me if I loved him and in my postcoital confusion I said yes.

by Kate Charlton November 4, 2008