Horn War

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.

"I cramped up amidst a horn war."

by CockCousteau September 01, 2011

Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013

Viking War horn

When a man braids large beads into his beard, inserts them into someones anus, and preforms oral sex on them.

"I gave Stacy the Viking War horn last night, that's why i shaved."

by Lazarus_Coal August 30, 2022