Horn War

Trying to put your pants on while in the state of full wood.

"I cramped up amidst a horn war."

by CockCousteau September 1, 2011

Alaskan War Horn

The act of jizzing in a Bugle chip, then placing the pointy end inside your or your lovers anus. After placing it, squat over your lover's face and fart into the Bugle. This will cause the jizz to spray over your partner's face.

"Hey Jack, what did you do yesterday?" "Oh, Jeremy and I gave each other Alaskan War Horns! Yum Yum!"

by Ask Ken To Dance With Me January 20, 2013

Viking War horn

When a man braids large beads into his beard, inserts them into someones anus, and preforms oral sex on them.

"I gave Stacy the Viking War horn last night, that's why i shaved."

by Lazarus_Coal August 30, 2022

SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi

Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.

I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.

by Catamount June 21, 2008