Definitions by StringedGuitar17

TDSDS

Trump Derangement Syndrome Derangement Syndrome; a mental condition common in supporters of Donald Trump. Those affected tend to attribute all criticism of Trump they come across, even for valid reasons, to the phenomenon of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS).

Aaron: Hey, did you hear that Trump is trying to promote the mass construction of data centres to, apparently. get ahead of China in the AI race?
Betty: Yeah, I posted about it saying it’s just to benefit the rich owners of the AI companies with no regard for the community, and this one guy replied saying I have TDS.
Aaron: Don't mind him, that's just his TDSDS.

TDSDS by StringedGuitar17 August 4, 2026

Puff dog 

Origin: Trader Joe's
Definition: The coward's sausage roll.

Just tried this new 'puff dog' thing... tasted horrible

Puff dog by StringedGuitar17 April 16, 2023

“Weird Al” Yankovic

The greatest man to ever live.
If you hate him, you’re a disgrace to all societies.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that new song by “Weird Al” Yankovic?
Guy 2: Yeah, ‘twas great.

“Weird Al” Yankovic by StringedGuitar17 September 5, 2022

Hormel Foods 

Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.

Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.....

Hormel Foods by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022

ummagumma 

An alien phrase meaning “We’re running out of good ideas for songs. Help us.” Also the title of a Pink Floyd album.

Am I the only one who thought every track on Ummagumma was good?

ummagumma by StringedGuitar17 July 2, 2022

Bargle nawdle zouss 

To speak or sing distinctly, which is especially hard for one to do while marbles in their mouth.

"It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss with all these marbles in my mouth"
- "Weird Al" Yankovic, 1992

Bargle nawdle zouss by StringedGuitar17 June 17, 2022

Bono-nucleosis 

An abnormal inflation of the ego generally attributed to lead vocalists. Common symptoms include douchy behaviour and failure to acknowledge band mates as equals. Term coined by Steve Terreberry.

That guy’s Bono-nucleosis makes me sick.

Bono-nucleosis by StringedGuitar17 October 27, 2021