StringedGuitar17's definitions

Hormel Foods

Simply put, the great Keeper of the SPAM.

Hey, did you hear that Hormel Foods is releasing a new Spam flavour?
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh.....

by StringedGuitar17 July 14, 2022

weed eater

the punchline to every joke

𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪 𝕛𝕠𝕜𝕖

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Weed eater."

by StringedGuitar17 August 15, 2021

Puff dog

Origin: Trader Joe's
Definition: The coward's sausage roll.

Just tried this new 'puff dog' thing... tasted horrible

by StringedGuitar17 April 16, 2023

“Weird Al” Yankovic

The greatest man to ever live.
If you hate him, you’re a disgrace to all societies.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that new song by “Weird Al” Yankovic?
Guy 2: Yeah, ‘twas great.

by StringedGuitar17 September 5, 2022

ummagumma

An alien phrase meaning “We’re running out of good ideas for songs. Help us.” Also the title of a Pink Floyd album.

Am I the only one who thought every track on Ummagumma was good?

by StringedGuitar17 July 2, 2022

Bono-nucleosis

An abnormal inflation of the ego generally attributed to lead vocalists. Common symptoms include douchy behaviour and failure to acknowledge band mates as equals. Term coined by Steve Terreberry.

That guy’s Bono-nucleosis makes me sick.

by StringedGuitar17 October 27, 2021

damn fourth chaos emerald

The fourth to come in a series of exactly seven emeralds - the main branch of the Chaos Emerald franchise.

Where’s that damn fourth chaos emerald?

by StringedGuitar17 July 11, 2021