hormell

When a fart delivers a payload not large enough to be a full defication, but sufficient to stuff your britches. Lumpier and more productive than a shart, similar in aroma and texture to canned chili and other processed foods.

That sneeze was so hard I got a full Hormell.

by CubDv8 November 7, 2012

Hornell

A absolute hell whole full of skanks and ugly people (no offense). IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE. Also you can see a person you have never seen in your life everyday and even though the population is 6

Mom why do we live in hornell

by Sam;) April 2, 2019

Horwell

A surname of people usually found in the United Kingdom. The name is derived from the English word "whore".

That girl should change your surname to Horwell, she is so promiscuous!

by Samuel Penrith June 1, 2011

Hormelito

A burrito made with Hormel chilli instead of beans.

Sorry buddy...no beans. Want a Hormelito?

by Breaston June 24, 2009

hormel chili

It's just canned chili. Nothing special. Why you lookin up chili on Urban Dictionary you weirdo?

Cook me up a can of some Hormel Chili, dude.

by Wbunk November 18, 2018

Horwell

Someone who acts like a whore but people don't disrespect them for it - in essence being a whore but doing it well

She is such a horwell, I wish I could be a whore and nobody care

by Mr Montgomery May 15, 2011

The Hormel Handshake

A variant of the taco handshake. When you are finger-blasting your bitch and she cums so hard and becomes unusually wet. You continue to give her that taco handshake only to realize once the smell hits you, that she released that Taco Bell she had earlier.

I was fingering this bitch in my truck and she came so hard she squirted. I continued on because that beaver juice made it extra wet. Shortly after, I realized that what I thought was a continuation of the taco handshake, had turned into the hormel handshake.

by #Shitjustgotreal November 20, 2022