Horatius

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The combination of Funny and Weird. It can be used in situations where it's just so weird that its funny, or it can be used in awkwardly funny situations as well. Think of how many times you find yourself watching or doing something really odd or weird or out of the ordinary, but because of that it is mind blowingly funny. That is when this word comes in handy to describe that unique feeling that just can't be expressed without trying to explain the situation your in.

Some examples of Horatius situations:
-Seeing that kid on your sport team loose him/herself on a dancing pole.
-Joining him/her on that dancing pole.
-You just made out with your best friend on the dance floor.
-"shut up the cops are here!" "I'll bite your dick off"...Uhhh.
-Being part of a drum circle in a teepee of drummers who have no rhythm, and you have no Indian background.
-Watching drunk people Womp aggressively while in a sober state.
-Your best friends is really drunk and your really not, and he/she keeps hugging you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. (at least tomorrow it will be funny)
-Drunk best friend also wont stop chanting "biscuit"
-If french air quotes are necessary, its probably horatius
-if you find yourself saying "yeah, how/why DID that happen?"

That party last night was just so horatius.
All I can remember is how horatius everything was.

Horatius by dolphin$4lyfe November 2, 2010

Words you can keep

horatiu

A Romanian name usually given to sub urban kids that will have a good future.

I’m gonna ask Horatiu for the answer to that question.

horatiu by Hwrestler11 August 7, 2019

Related Words

Horatius • horatious • Horatio Sanz

Horatiu

A mf witch can steal evrey girl in the room, usually used as a synonym for “mr. steal your girl”. It also may be used as a synonym for “fuckboy” or “hotboy”

Look at that dude! He is clearly a Horatiu! Don’t wanna let my girl anyway near that guy!

Horatiu by horilmobil November 20, 2021

horatious

horrendous, horrible, terrible

"Two girls one cup" is a horatious site.

horatious by duey xP January 27, 2008

Horatiu

It’s a given name mostly to a Sex God

“He fucked me so good today, almost like Horatiu”

Horatiu by MilanGavris February 1, 2022

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026