Horatius

The combination of Funny and Weird. It can be used in situations where it's just so weird that its funny, or it can be used in awkwardly funny situations as well. Think of how many times you find yourself watching or doing something really odd or weird or out of the ordinary, but because of that it is mind blowingly funny. That is when this word comes in handy to describe that unique feeling that just can't be expressed without trying to explain the situation your in.

Some examples of Horatius situations:
-Seeing that kid on your sport team loose him/herself on a dancing pole.
-Joining him/her on that dancing pole.
-You just made out with your best friend on the dance floor.
-"shut up the cops are here!" "I'll bite your dick off"...Uhhh.
-Being part of a drum circle in a teepee of drummers who have no rhythm, and you have no Indian background.
-Watching drunk people Womp aggressively while in a sober state.
-Your best friends is really drunk and your really not, and he/she keeps hugging you and whispering sweet nothings into your ear. (at least tomorrow it will be funny)
-Drunk best friend also wont stop chanting "biscuit"
-If french air quotes are necessary, its probably horatius
-if you find yourself saying "yeah, how/why DID that happen?"

That party last night was just so horatius.
All I can remember is how horatius everything was.

Horatius by dolphin$4lyfe November 2, 2010

horatiu 

A Romanian name usually given to sub urban kids that will have a good future.

I’m gonna ask Horatiu for the answer to that question.

horatiu by Hwrestler11 August 7, 2019

Horatiu 

A mf witch can steal evrey girl in the room, usually used as a synonym for “mr. steal your girl”. It also may be used as a synonym for “fuckboy” or “hotboy”

Look at that dude! He is clearly a Horatiu! Don’t wanna let my girl anyway near that guy!

Horatiu by horilmobil November 20, 2021

horatious

horrendous, horrible, terrible

"Two girls one cup" is a horatious site.

horatious by duey xP January 27, 2008

Horatiu 

It’s a given name mostly to a Sex God

“He fucked me so good today, almost like Horatiu”

Horatiu by MilanGavris February 1, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020