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When a insecure man pretends to be someone else to date a 10. He does that so he can attract a 6 with photos and bitching about how he’s been abused. When the problem was him pretending to be someone he is not. He’s too insecure for a 10 because he knows the 6 will put up with his bullshit.
Nick dated someone out of his league and then broke up with her to date the six he was trying to get in the first place. She was a Hop-to
Hop-to by Sarcastichoass July 23, 2022
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Get moving, get your act together, take some action to solve a problem. More effective wnen used in conjunction with an expletive.
Direct communication: "Honey the movie starts in 5 minutes. You look beautiful. Hop to."

3rd party usage: "We had a great date and he said he'd call -- if he doesn't hop to and pick up the phone he's gonna lose out."

Harshest application: "I asked you to take out the trash and you haven't yet. I'm out of patience. Hop the f*ck to!"
Hop to by Papa's Mama December 14, 2008
Get moving, get your act together, take some action to solve a problem. More effective wnen used in conjunction with an expletive.
Direct communication: "Honey the movie starts in 5 minutes. You look beautiful. Hop to."

3rd party usage: "We had a great date and he said he'd call -- if he doesn't hop to and pick up the phone he's gonna lose out."

Harshest application: "I asked you to take out the trash and you haven't yet. I'm out of patience. Hop the f*ck to!"
Hop To by Papa's Mama December 14, 2008

hop to it 

An expression used when you want someone to get something done quickly.
person 1-Hey bro, did you finish washing my car?
person 2-No because I was going to wait till it cooled off outside.
person 1- Well hop to it, I got a date in about an hour.
hop to it by PJJ August 12, 2007

bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze 

A phrase shouted Jesus when he has become aroused by the sight of a man and intends to pursue him. Jesus will use his tendrils to grab hold of the man, immobilizing him until Jesus forces the man's penis into butt dick butt.
Guy 1: "Oh, shit, here comes Jesus, and he looks horny!"

Guy 2: "Get away!"

Jesus: "Bis hop a bis hoppin' hop to different doorways in a maze!"

Guy 1: "It's too late! He's got me by the dick with his tendrils!"

Hippity Hop to the Barber Shop 

A slang phrase used to express the desire for someone else to leave. Roughly equialent to telling someone to get the hell out.

First known occurance of the phrase was on the U.S. sitcom "Scrubs", said by Dr. Cox when telling Elliot Reed to leave
Dr. Cox: Get out of here, go ahead, go, go, hippity hop to the barber shop

homo hop to it 

Means "damn straight" ... but a version that gay people can use.
There's a lot of chores to be done. Homo hop to it!
homo hop to it by GayAdvocate October 13, 2013