Hooter Breakfast 

Breakfast of your choice with a female (preferably sexy)wearing a tight tank top and booty shorts.

1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.

Hooter Breakfast by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010

Swedish hooker breakfast 

Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?

Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...

Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?

Swedish hooker breakfast by Cryzak October 13, 2013

hooker's breakfast 

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

hooker's breakfast by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006