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hoosen by jezechelle June 29, 2006
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Van Hoosen Middle School
van hoosen is ur local dumbass middle school the girls are meh and the 7th grade boys think their way cooler then they actually are. 8th grade the realize how dumb they were and fix up a bit but the teachers are ass especially boner
Van Hoosen Middle School by rustinsdadakamike April 23, 2019
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Van Hoosen Middle School guys
Most of the boys at VH are fairly attractive. They show it off by leading on girls and thinking they're the shit. All of the boys are not into girls, so they're presumed gay. They could care less about a gilr's moral values and personality, but reside to the size of her ass. VH guys are concieted.
Van Hoosen Middle School guys by Sir La Table July 5, 2012
Van Hoosen Middle School
A small middle school right next to Adams with nothing to do. The school has no hot girls at all. In the summer you can see most of the students spending 8 hours a day at the village getting kicked out of stores. The girls at Van Hoosen are easy to get and show it by wear lots of makeup. Also most of the girls at VH are flat.
Van Hoosen Middle School by VH. Basketball May 10, 2012
Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers
Most of the boys are sporty, but most of them can be very chill. The girls can never get Starbucks without taking pictures and selfies with them, and are considered "not normal" if you don't wear Birkenstock sandals, or Crocs. They also talk about saving the turtles, showing off their metal straws and such. Most of the Middle Schoolers have an infinite ego, and like to gang up in groups, and basically make Ship accounts on Instagram to mess with / cause tea with people.
Oh my god check out those group of Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers. They all have Starbucks and are taking pictures of it!
Van Hoosen Middle Schoolers by IronicBoi69 July 8, 2019
Van Hoosen Middle School
Van Hoosen Middle School by Skee89 December 17, 2018
Whoopsie Hoosen
1) Expressing good wishes before drinking, a toast. 2) An alcoholic drink, often a shot of liquor such as Kessler. Synonym: Cheers!
1) Let’s have a drink - whoopsie hoosen! 2) I think we need some whoopsie hoosens to happen, put a 1 in the chat if you agree.
Whoopsie Hoosen by Hamburgerchild October 19, 2021
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