One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.
Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).
You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com
a guy hopper is basically a girl that acts really attached to a guy for a time and they date and then she breaks it off for some reason thats usually "not the guy's fault" then they hop to the next guy, do the same thing.
"Yeah that chickAriel broke up with me and now she's dating that other guy..she's a fricken guy hopper bro."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!