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Wanna Hook Up With Me? 

Highly FICTIONALIZED and EXAGGERATED "autobiography" of Eric J. Wang, Asian creeper notorious for secretly taking pictures of girls on his iPhone, that is sold on Amazon.com

Summary:
Eric Wang is driven, dedicated, and determined to see his life's aspiration come to fruition. Every aspect of his life revolves around self-improvement – physical, spiritual, and mental. But at the core of every fiber in his body is a monomaniacal drive to get women, a desire that has transformed him from simple, middle-class, Asian male to the Diamond Liger King.

How does he do it? What makes him tick? This mostly autobiographical work tracks Eric's transformation, as he endeavors on a quest to have sex with every hot chick he encounters. It is indeed his shameless, open approach that invites a wide variety of societal labels, all but the one that he feels he truly deserves - a fat-shredding badass who's first and foremost true to himself and his best friend Phu.

Honest review:
"Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage. Poorly written on a subject matter that makes him look like a sexual predator. Avoid the 5 star reviews- if you not they were all written about the same time by his buddies to make him look good. This book proves any moron can write a so called 'book'"
Wanna Hook Up With Me? is garbage!

Wanna Hook Up With Me? is the Bible of Sexual Predation!
Wanna Hook Up With Me? by COOLDUDE69 November 17, 2013

I'll hook you up with the good parts. 

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.
Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026