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Hoof Beast

An overweight woman, usually wearing clothing too small. Most women of the Mud Shark variety can be classified as Hoof Beast.
John: Dude, look at that girl. She's got to be 300 pounds.
Steve: Yeah, she's a real Hoof Beast.
by Turbo Beast September 11, 2011
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Hoofbeast

Any beast with hooves
I love hoofbeasts! Their so elegant and STRONG
by Genderlessbork April 21, 2018
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Hoofbeats

A term that encompasses all possible vocabulary, and whos definition is varying, instead, whos meaning varies based on the context it is used it, and also the users tone.
Evan: Last night I jerked off so hard i tore a layer of skin off my twanger.

Devin: HOOFBEATS! (High pitched, in this form, meaning Ouch)

Original context: Joe Dirt "You want me to put my head to the ground and listen for HOOfbeats?"

Similar to the Southpark episode in which the alien races' language was composed of only one word "Marklar" and whos meaning was determined based on context.
by Flaypin daypoo September 23, 2007
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