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Honko
The time period when a person sitting in front of you at a stop light is not paying attention and the light turns green and they don't go. A honko ends when you honk your horn or when the idiot in front of you moves.
Joe "Man I had this honko that I tried to be patient for but I just had to honk because they wouldn't move!"
George "Yeah I know those assholes who just sit there and stare at the green light just want to make me get out of my car and shoot them."
Joe "Agreeable."
George "Yeah I know those assholes who just sit there and stare at the green light just want to make me get out of my car and shoot them."
Joe "Agreeable."
Honko by Frank_The_Bank March 21, 2011
Related Words
honko • Honkoak • honkocrat • honkohonk • Honkonera • honkophile • honk on bobo • Honk of Shame • honk-off • Honk of pee
Honkey Smoker
(n) Any black person who competes in a foot race or athletic event against one or more white people.
Honkey Smoker by hellooostrich January 7, 2011
surfer honk
Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021
what the honk
A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.
what the honk by JuneApril September 25, 2020
honkey ass
honkey ass by Stoned Blacksmith October 28, 2009
hondose
A low dose of hormones (like 2 mg estrogen and 50 mg spiro) in a transgender woman that produces inadequate suppression of testosterone and feminization and causes them to look like a hon. Also: hondosed, hondosing.
Ashley's dumbass endo hondosed her for 3 years so she still has high testosterone and looks like a man.
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