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Honeywell
He is the Honeywell.
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Honeywell
Security firm dat makes alarm systems to guard da "sweet nectar" spot between a chick's legs from tongue-lolling studs seeking out said sugar-flavored "honeycomb".
If da protective "paw" of a delectable vagina-equipped teenager always insists on chaperoning any and all dates with said "little pumpkin" dat guys take her on, there may not actually be any need for a separate "Honeywell" motion-detector-and-siren installation to monitor da actions near said "downstairs delight".
hopewell middle school
Hopewell Middle School, ga. Also known as hoe hell home of the hoes. Half the stalls don’t have doors, and p.e. Teachers are pedo’s. Get OSS for making a joke to someone. The teachers suck ass and none of the rules make fucking sense
“Sam I’m going to Hopewell Middle School next year”
“Commit suicide before the students force you to”
“Commit suicide before the students force you to”
hopewell middle school by Urmomisawhore.com June 1, 2019
Lil' Hopewell
A small, secluded, autonamous neighborhood in the Southern Dutchess County town inhabited by a group of kids who smoke lots of blunts and go to see live music. Also see: Witmo, John Sweeny, Po-Town, Hud Val.
Hot chick #1: Hey, whats going on in the area tonight? it always seems that our town is dead and there is nothing to do
Hot Chick #2:You're right. Hopewell sucks, but im sure there's somethin kickin up on the mountain in Lil' Hopewell.
Hot Chick #1: How could i forget? im sure those kids are up to something fun tonight. I love getting blunted and hanging out with them.
Hot Chick #2:You're right. Hopewell sucks, but im sure there's somethin kickin up on the mountain in Lil' Hopewell.
Hot Chick #1: How could i forget? im sure those kids are up to something fun tonight. I love getting blunted and hanging out with them.
Lil' Hopewell by D'Animal February 3, 2005
Hopewell Icepack
When you piss in a ziplock and freeze it. Then you put it on the head of an unsuspecting person that is asleep.
Joe: Dude did you hear that Ali got the Hopewell Icepack last night.
Jim: Yeah she slapped the hell out of Bill for it too.
Jim: Yeah she slapped the hell out of Bill for it too.
Hopewell Icepack by WhoKnows13 November 14, 2011
Hopewell Middle School
A school full of snakes, so watch out you might get bit. The teachers be smokin crack and sniffing weed. The counselors dont do nothing to benefit you, they really just there for the tea. And you don’t learn anything. Period Pooh.
A student at Hopewell Middle School: “so i was sitting there...barbecue saucing my titties.”
and i-oop
and i-oop
Hopewell Middle School by your_mom_big_gae July 8, 2019
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