Amanda

A woman that is really large, usually as big as a cow. She talks like every guy wants her but in reality the only guys that want her are the ones that have alcohol poisoning.
Joe: Hey look at Amanda over there, I wouldn't touch that with a 100 yard pole and you pushing.

Jim: No Shit dude, I would have to drink 2 gallons of moonshine to touch that!
by WhoKnows13 May 31, 2011
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Hopewell Icepack

When you piss in a ziplock and freeze it. Then you put it on the head of an unsuspecting person that is asleep.
Joe: Dude did you hear that Ali got the Hopewell Icepack last night.

Jim: Yeah she slapped the hell out of Bill for it too.
by WhoKnows13 June 02, 2011
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