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Honey Hog

Fat bitches losers hook up with knowing she will provide for his every need.
Man, that poor, broke sucker picked himself a nice rich Honey Hog... he went from driving a moped to an Escort over night!

That guy down graded from his cougar ex girlfriend to that buffet slayer. She must be a Honey Hog or something!

Jeff and Dylan went hoggin last week... Jeff came back with a buffet slayer but Dylan got lucky and found himself a Honey Hog.
by kb4rmtx March 28, 2010
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Hogey

"Bro I'm about to take a fat hogey"
"Bro I just took a hogey in my pants"
"That kid's trying to rap with 3 dicks in his mouth...fucking hogey"
by Gvnggvng February 15, 2020
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hogey slap

the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped

dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch

dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011
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hogey

"He don't dig chicks, he's a hogey."
by Joel Clancy October 28, 2003
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Hogey

Golf slang for when a man gets caught cheating on his significant other with another woman.
While playing a round of golf....
Friend: How's you and the wife doing?

Tiger: Not good, my wife went through my cell phone and found my side-booty's number.

Friend: Ha, are u shittin me? Man you hit a Hogey, and you ain't getting no mulligan on that! You're buying drinks fool.
by Funk-E December 2, 2009
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Hogey Ton Googie Niff

That cloud, way up in the sky, that you dreaming, and hoping about one day riding, with yr falcon, yr falcon weewee.
You: One day, one day I hoped to be acquittaned with the hogey ton googie niff
by Ashlllleyy August 30, 2010
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mustard hogey

oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot
mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa
by grug frim tha cruds November 22, 2020
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