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• Taking a shit
• Being a complete wanna-be
"Bro I'm about to take a fat hogey"
"Bro I just took a hogey in my pants"
"That kid's trying to rap with 3 dicks in his mouth...fucking hogey"
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Oct 31 Word of the Day
1. acronym for Laugh Out Loud + sob -- an expression for something that makes you lol and cry at the same time.

2. acronym for Laugh Out Loud, Son of a Bitch. An expression of bitter anger over something funny.
That fatal clown car accident made me lolsob-- clown cars are funny but my best friend was driving.
by duenna9 October 12, 2009
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Golf slang for when a man gets caught cheating on his significant other with another woman.
While playing a round of golf....
Friend: How's you and the wife doing?

Tiger: Not good, my wife went through my cell phone and found my side-booty's number.

Friend: Ha, are u shittin me? Man you hit a Hogey, and you ain't getting no mulligan on that! You're buying drinks fool.
by Funk-E December 02, 2009
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