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"Bro I'm about to take a fat hogey"
"Bro I just took a hogey in my pants"
"That kid's trying to rap with 3 dicks in his mouth...fucking hogey"
Hogey by Gvnggvng February 15, 2020
Words you can keep
"He don't dig chicks, he's a hogey."
hogey by Joel Clancy October 28, 2003
Golf slang for when a man gets caught cheating on his significant other with another woman.
While playing a round of golf....
Friend: How's you and the wife doing?

Tiger: Not good, my wife went through my cell phone and found my side-booty's number.

Friend: Ha, are u shittin me? Man you hit a Hogey, and you ain't getting no mulligan on that! You're buying drinks fool.
Hogey by Funk-E December 2, 2009
that kid has a hogey bike
hogey by nigger0987654321 August 2, 2022

hogey slap

the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped

dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch

dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
hogey slap by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011

Hogey Ton Googie Niff 

That cloud, way up in the sky, that you dreaming, and hoping about one day riding, with yr falcon, yr falcon weewee.
You: One day, one day I hoped to be acquittaned with the hogey ton googie niff

mustard hogey 

oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot
mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa
mustard hogey by grug frim tha cruds November 22, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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