homoprobe

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A technique used by both hetero- and homo-sexuals to determine if another individual is homosexual. Typically, the homoprober will ask subtle questions and draw a conclusion based upon the homoprobee's answers.
Far more accurate than gaydar.

"I homoprobed the new guy yesterday."
"Results?"
"Gay. He kept saying 'my partner and I this...' and 'my partner that...'"

homoprobe by jestermeister January 7, 2006

Words you can keep

Homoprobe

Characteristic of one who goes in search or feels overly comfortable around homosexuals. The opposite of homophobe

That kid Is Such A homoprobe! I understand tolerance for gays but hes kissing ass! literally!

Homoprobe by LightBrightMeTight! April 25, 2011

homoprobe

A butt plug used by homos.

I must be a homophobe according to politically correct propaganda since I don't want to go anywhere near a homoprobe.

homoprobe by t July 13, 2004

Hoemophobe

A person who fears or hates hoes.

"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.

Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015

homophobia

an inconvenience towards a gay person

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.

homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

Homophobia

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men

Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise

Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

Homophobia

Something that doesn't exist

Homophobia
- Not a thing is just normality

Homophobia by sdffsdsdffdss December 5, 2022

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026