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homoprobe 

A technique used by both hetero- and homo-sexuals to determine if another individual is homosexual. Typically, the homoprober will ask subtle questions and draw a conclusion based upon the homoprobee's answers.
Far more accurate than gaydar.
"I homoprobed the new guy yesterday."
"Results?"
"Gay. He kept saying 'my partner and I this...' and 'my partner that...'"
homoprobe by jestermeister January 7, 2006
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Homoprobe 

Characteristic of one who goes in search or feels overly comfortable around homosexuals. The opposite of homophobe
That kid Is Such A homoprobe! I understand tolerance for gays but hes kissing ass! literally!
Homoprobe by LightBrightMeTight! April 25, 2011

homoprobe 

I must be a homophobe according to politically correct propaganda since I don't want to go anywhere near a homoprobe.
homoprobe by t July 13, 2004

Hoemophobe 

A person who fears or hates hoes.
"There's a hoe over there! Hide me before I catch her AIDS!"
"I hate hoes, they don't deserve rights and are against my religion."
If you have said any of the above or anything like it, you may be a hoemophobe.. Don't worry! That's not necessarily a bad thing.
Hoemophobe by ThatOneGuatemalan October 8, 2015

homophobia 

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.
homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

Homophobia 

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

Homophobia 

Something that doesn't exist
Homophobia
- Not a thing is just normality
Homophobia by sdffsdsdffdss December 5, 2022
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