homoglobin 

The homosexual iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of the blood in vertebrates and other animals.

The same thing as a hemoglobin, except gay.

"Dude, his red blood cells are so gay; I bet they contain homoglobin."

homoglobin by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008

Homoglobin 

Homoglobin is the part of the blood that carries oxygen around the body of a person who identifies as the opposite sex.

Hello She/He, we would need to take samples of your homoglobin to test for STDs.

Homoglobin by Sir Nugget April 27, 2024

habidasheries and hemoglobin 

A common phrase used by comedian Tony Baker. When something completely out of the odinary or strange happens

What in the habidasheries and hemoglobin is going on here?!

habidasheries and hemoglobin by Dronenpilot February 27, 2019

homogoblins 

1) The iron-containing oxygen-transport metalloprotein in the red blood cells of vertebrates.

2) The best word to substitute for the latter.

"I'm writing my paper on the cardiovascular system; in particular, the components of blood."
"Like homogoblins?"
"You mean hemoglobin."
"Yeah, homogoblins."
"What?"
"Homogoblins."
"Dammit."

homogoblins by newton64 October 13, 2008

Hemoglobin 

An oxygen-transporting substance in blood. It's an iron-containing protein in red blood cells that transports oxygen around the body.

1. Vampires suck blood, hemoglobin and all!

2. His blood is chock full o' hemoglobin.

Hemoglobin by Kippiing October 28, 2008

Homogoblin 

a homosexual goblin who mates with male orcs

You see that orc get homogoblined!

Homogoblin by Tim Jeske November 16, 2004

Homogoblin 

A homogoblin is a goblin, usually gay. An individual left in the dark its whole life, resulting in gobliness - evidently gay goblinhood.

A homogoblin has the ability to turn weak-minded people gay, by the snap of its finger.

Homogoblins are genderless, but can vary from day to day.

Among homogoblins is one Homogoblin who rules them all, the throne is claimed by cancelling the current Homogoblin.

Oldest known manuscripts containing information about homogoblins date back to 371 B.C. from Transylvania.

“That is one wierd looking bloke over there...”
“No, that is no bloke, that is a homogoblin”

“How did you become gay?”
“I met a homogoblin...”

Homogoblin by KingOfGoblinDale February 15, 2021