Somebody, usualy male, who continually accuses other people of being gay or using many of the various euphemisms for gay (queer, fag, poof, bender, queen, etc) to describe people or actions, things, movies or anything really.
These people are often homofused; in that they are phobic of their own sexuality and try and hide under a blanket of fake masculinity and accusations that every other man is batting for the other side
Kraige was desperate that nobody learn't of his liking of other men and male genitals, that he spent all of his time verbally attcking anything and anyone he didn't understand, by calling them gay or faggot. Kraige is very homofused
Being hoodfucked is like being caught in a difficult situation or in trouble. It is taken from the mental-image of being fucked overthe steaming hot hood of a car that just drove from Saskatoon to Regina in the +32 prairie heat.
Tom: Man, my average in Math is 69%!
Grant: You're hoodfucked, dude.
Devon: Man, we have to stay at this assembly until 12:15 and it's TTATT today.
Kirk: Shit, we're hoodfucked!