homoinebriate

A male who is super straight and macho, but starts acting really, over the top gay when drunk. Often plays grab ass with other guys.

Fred loves his girlfriend, but, as soon as he gets drunk, he starts grabbing Tom's ass and is totally homoinebriate.

by NivekTheGreat June 14, 2018

Hobocaine

A questionable white powdered substance usually purchased from a shifty character, stereotypically homeless. When consumed users experience a slight buzz followed by: nausea, paranoia, a need to shit & in worst case scenarios a urge to become homeless.
Antonym: Primo

Mac: sniff, sniff “Ah shit, it’s hobocaine”
Mitch: sniff, sniff “I don’t feel so good.”
Mac: “ I think I might sleep rough tonight.”

by S.Squelch January 7, 2020

Homokinesis

Similar to telekinesis, but applicable only to homosexuals, homokinesis is the ability to move gay people with one's mind. This is frequently a super power used by homosexual superheroes to improve their dating life.

George: "I have the power of homokinesis. I can move gay people with my mind."
Nadia: "Where do you move them to?"
George: "Any position I like..."

by Yorgiopolis November 5, 2008

hoocaine

The Combination of Hookers and Cocaine.

Next time Stewy T and I go out for a night on the town, we're getting some hoocaine. Its going to be lit.

by semiproenglish September 18, 2017

homocrite

A public figure who acts straight, and even denounces pro-homosexual policies, yet hypocritically engages in homosexual acts in secret.

Pastor Ted Haggard is homocrite.

by avaron November 5, 2006

Homocide

The act of killing or murdering someone, but on a much Gayer scale.

"A homocide victim named lance was found the other day, his throat was slashed by his favorite 'twilight' DVD.

by Cartooninator February 18, 2011

homocaninecrobeastipediphiliphobia

(Ho-Moe-Kan-i-Neck-Row-Beasty-Ped-i-Fill-i-Foe-Bee-Uh)
-noun
The fear or hatred of individuals who derive sexual gratification or engage in sexual congress with dead puppies of their own gender.

Ex: William's veternary license was revoked after security cameras from the kennel captured him engaging in wanton acts which sparked a pubic wave of homocaninecrobeastipediphiliphobia.

origin: 1990's Northwest Georgia from the Latin and Greek stems for same+canine+dead+beastiality+child+atraction+fear

by two Joes on Broad St. December 19, 2010