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Homo observatus

The scientific name for a person in your friend group that just exists and spends all their time looking at other socially active groups, ignoring the one they are in
Look at Amelia. *giggles softly*. She's a homo observatus! See, she doesn't even know we're talking about her!
by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026
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