Definitions by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐

Clint lint

The lint that mixes in with your discharge and changes its color.

Jon: Sally is so greasy! But she's poor.
Noah: ikr. Wait, look! She's dripping clint lint!
Jon: Ew, NASTY

Clint lint by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 28, 2026

Jessed

Pronounced jeh-seed. It means to pass wind so hardly that the entire room smells foul

I was winning the game. Making my way to the goal, i heard a massive rip in front of me. Jesse had jessed. And there went the game. Frick you, Jesse!

Jessed by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

Breast chest

The thing to call the area where a woman puts money, makeup, etc in her bra.

Joey: you promised me money.
Avery: oh right, let me check the breast chest
Joey: eww, nevermind, i'll come by later

Breast chest by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

Clint lint

The lint from a girl's frontal areas

I just had a realization, Sally was leaving clint lint everywhere! Do you have soap?!

Clint lint by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 25, 2026

Homo observatus

The scientific name for a person in your friend group that just exists and spends all their time looking at other socially active groups, ignoring the one they are in

Look at Amelia. *giggles softly*. She's a homo observatus! See, she doesn't even know we're talking about her!

Homo observatus by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026

funeral tears

The tears that start forming in your eyes at a funeral even if the person who died is not a person you care about.

Yo, pookie! My mom forced me to go to my grandfathers' sister's son's funeral and I got funeral tears. I didn't even know he existed!

funeral tears by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 January 3, 2026

You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday

This means that you are carefree and jolly.

Damn, Daniel, that amusement park made you look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday!

You look happier than a drunk man on a Saturday by Tetofan🥖🥐🥖🥐 December 21, 2025