Homietail

A Homietail, much like a ponytail, is a length of hair bound by a elastic band on the rear of the scalp. Unlike its pony counterpart, the Homietail is found on men of African American decent. Alternate spelling for men of Mexican or Latino decent is the Holmietail. The Homietail was first made popular by rappers like Ice T in the mid 80's.

That chick was so mad, she grabbed him by his lil homietail...

All Ice T was only known for being wit white women, and his little Homietail....

by Sutts00 October 13, 2014

homtail

A person who continually mistypes "hotmail" in hotmail addresses - a retard.

George: "Yeah, yesterday I spilt strawberry yoghurt all over my keyboard..."

Jim: "You Homtail!"

by Jimi McWilliam woods November 5, 2007

Hometail.com

a convenient mispelling of hotmail.com, which resulted in the birth of a new word... Probably describing a hottie in your inner circle.

'Yes, yes she is some serious Hometail.com'

by Machman January 25, 2009

The Hobitaille

The act of taking your girl from behind in the washroom, dunking her head in the toilet, flushing and then blowing your load in her face.

That bitch got "The Hobitaille" so bad she looks like Niagara Falls.

by John Browning April 19, 2007

Homefail

The nickname for the video game Homefront,which after its release was virtually unplayable due to serious problems in the Multiplayer.

Joe: Did you buy Homefront?
Dick: You must mean Homefail...that piece of shit is only good for a beer coaster.

by MPsalm October 8, 2011

Horsetailbelling

When you pull a horses tail, and wait for a bell to ring.

Usually you find you're dissapointed.

That was a crap horsetailbelling session...

No bells whatsoever.

by STFC January 11, 2009

homiephilia

When the 10 year old Fortnite kid and sleep deprived divorced man that you are decide to smoochie woochie and just decide that it's homiephilic because of you two being them homies.

Kid: Let's kiss
Man: Hey-hey-hey! It's not pedophilia if it's just homiephilia my main man!
Kid: Right mah' homie!
Both: *Fistbump*

by sagaxd June 17, 2020