When the 10 year old Fortnite kid and sleep deprived divorced man that you are decide to smoochie woochie and just decide that it's homiephilic because of you two being them homies.
Kid: Let's kiss
Man: Hey-hey-hey! It's not pedophilia if it's just homiephilia my main man!
Kid: Right mah' homie!
Both: *Fistbump*
Man: Hey-hey-hey! It's not pedophilia if it's just homiephilia my main man!
Kid: Right mah' homie!
Both: *Fistbump*
by sagaxd June 17, 2020
Get the homiephiliamug.