When the 10 year old Fortnite kid and sleep deprived divorced man that you are decide to smoochie woochie and just decide that it's homiephilic because of you two being them homies.
Kid: Let's kiss Man: Hey-hey-hey! It's not pedophilia if it's just homiephilia my main man!
Kid: Right mah' homie!
Both: *Fistbump*
An adjective used to describe someone who displays behavior that may be misconstrued as homosexual towards his or her friends. Those who are homiephilic are not gay but are okay with speaking highly of their friends' looks, behavior, or ambitions, and are vocal about their adoration or appreciation for such friends. Some people may be uneasy with a homiephile's compliments or advancements.
Often used as a defense against allegations of homosexuality.
Alternative forms: homiephile, homiephilia, homiephiliac.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.