When the 10 year old Fortnite kid and sleep deprived divorced man that you are decide to smoochie woochie and just decide that it's homiephilic because of you two being them homies.
Kid: Let's kiss
Man: Hey-hey-hey! It's not pedophilia if it's just homiephilia my main man!
Kid: Right mah' homie!
Both: *Fistbump*
An adjective used to describe someone who displays behavior that may be misconstrued as homosexual towards his or her friends. Those who are homiephilic are not gay but are okay with speaking highly of their friends' looks, behavior, or ambitions, and are vocal about their adoration or appreciation for such friends. Some people may be uneasy with a homiephile's compliments or advancements.
Often used as a defense against allegations of homosexuality.
Alternative forms: homiephile, homiephilia, homiephiliac.