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ur homie a bronie 

The single handed worst thing you could say to someone. This is the reason 90% of wars were started
Ben: ur mom gay
Adam: ur homie a brownie
Ben: every molecule in his body implodes on itself as god slowly disintegrates more and more

ur homie a bronie is the Bain of life's existence

give your homie a brojob

July 5th is national Give Your Bro a BroJob day. Find you best homie and go wild on his cock
Bro 1:Hey bro it’s national Give Your Homie a BroJob day do you want one?

Bro 2: Sure bro but don’t laugh because it’s tiny

Bro 1: Don’t worry bro I got you
Bro 2: hell yeah I love blowjobs

your homie a brony 

a forbidden roast that can reset the universe if ever said (WARNING: BE CAUTIOUS WHEN USING THIS)
you: your mom gay
friend: your dad lesbian
you: your granny tranny
friend: your sister a mister
you: that's it, you've made me no choice
friend: wait, wut?
you: I'M GOING TO DO IT!
friend: No... DON'T SAY IT!
*breathes in*
you: YOUR HOMIE A BRONY
*universe explodes and resets*

National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day 

Person 1: Hey did you blow your homie a kiss today?

Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Dude it's March 3rd
Person 2: Sorry didnt know it was National Blow Your Homie a Kiss Day (*blows kiss)

Smashed a homie

when a man/women you like or are dating has/had sex with a friend of yours

smash
Smashed a homie by Kookie2010 June 9, 2009

smash a homie 

the act of engaging in intercourse with your man's homie
In the reality show, "For the Love of Ray-J", one contestant competing for Ray-J's love, sleeps with one of his homies, hence the phrase smash a homie
smash a homie by lil smasher March 6, 2010
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