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Homenesia 

When students forget all directions or instructions taught in the classroom once they get home.
I was going to finish my assignment, but I got homenesia and couldn’t remember how to do any of it.
Homenesia by LeyLeyLibraQueen March 5, 2021

hamnesia 

Purposely forgetting the fat guy/girl you fu*ked the night before.
"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."
hamnesia by SkipperJones March 14, 2009

Holdnesia 

noun
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.
Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.
Holdnesia by Beachy-roni January 4, 2009

Hamnesia 

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.
Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.
Hamnesia by Schniby February 8, 2010

hamnesia 

1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.
hamnesia by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

homelessables 

A homelessable is,

1. Items similar to those you recycle, but redeemable for a cash refund.

2. Any object normally thrown away which is worth something to someone else.

3. An important part of an informal economy.
"hey, don't just throw that bottle and that can away, put it in the homelessable container. Don't you know that things worth 4 cents!"
homelessables by travistarr November 21, 2004
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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