Homenesia

Blankly staring at your device's home screen trying to remember what app you were going to open

WTF was I just about to look up? I constantly suffer from homenesia.

by rebelrebel92 January 27, 2017

Homenesia

When students forget all directions or instructions taught in the classroom once they get home.

I was going to finish my assignment, but I got homenesia and couldn’t remember how to do any of it.

by LeyLeyLibraQueen March 5, 2021

hamnesia

Purposely forgetting the fat guy/girl you fu*ked the night before.

"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."

by SkipperJones March 14, 2009

Holdnesia

noun
Being put on hold for so long that one forgets what the original intent of the call was. May also be caused by holdnotism, or the act of being hypnotised by the light jazz, showtunes, or the shitty oldies muzak being played while holding.

Calling the Spaghetti-O manufacturer the other day to complain about a large hunk of rodentia in my can of food, I was put on hold for an hour, inducing Holdnesia.

by Beachy-roni January 4, 2009

Hamnesia

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.

Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.

by Schniby February 8, 2010

hamnesia

1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.

Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

homelessables

A homelessable is,

1. Items similar to those you recycle, but redeemable for a cash refund.

2. Any object normally thrown away which is worth something to someone else.

3. An important part of an informal economy.

"hey, don't just throw that bottle and that can away, put it in the homelessable container. Don't you know that things worth 4 cents!"

by travistarr November 21, 2004