Homnesia 

When a ho forgets she used to be a ho with a 24-7 open for business sign on her stuff. Her creative remembrance of her past allows her to lecture others and/or state what she wouldn't do as if she hasn't done it 10 or 12 dozen times.

Check out Paris Hilton's new image, she's got homnesia.

Homnesia by Penems January 28, 2009

hamnesia 

Purposely forgetting the fat guy/girl you fu*ked the night before.

"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."

hamnesia by SkipperJones March 14, 2009

Hamnesia 

Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.

Damn this Hamnesia, I can't stop thinking about bacon.

My Hamnesia is kicking in again; think I need to grill a pork tenderloin soon.

Hamnesia by Schniby February 8, 2010

hamnesia 

1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.

Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.

hamnesia by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

Hamnesia 

When there is no amount of evidence, no matter how substantial, that will ever change your mind.

It was clear that Ken Ham had a serious case of hamnesia when asked the question, "What evidence, if any, would make you change your mind about your theories?" and he replied, "No amount of evidence would ever change my mind!"

Hamnesia by dirtydan500 April 26, 2014

hominesia 

when a friend forgets you when he gets alot of money or a big bag of weed or when an old friend hooks up with a woman thus leaving his old friends behind.

man my homie larry got a ugly woman he is shaking up with. he's got hominesia now, he don't remember me any more.
larry scored a pound of weed but he would not turn me on to a couple of buds. larry has hominesia, he forgets all the times i gave him some weed

hominesia by hillofbeans April 13, 2007

HAMnesia 

The Loss of memory suffered the morning after going HAM on a bottle of Liquor.

"Wow, Chad really went HAM last nite! He got a bad case of HAMnesia tho, cant remember a thing."

HAMnesia by MATEO THA MONSTER September 14, 2011