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hamnesia
"When I woke up with that fatty snoring in my bed, I had to force myself to have hamnesia by dinnertime."
hamnesia by SkipperJones March 14, 2009
Hamnesia
Hamnesia is similar to amnesia, but all you can think about or remember is pork and pork products. Might also lead to daydreams of frolicking with pigs or hogs.
hamnesia
1.) When you eat so much pork, you forget momentarily that you're a fat fuck.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
2.) When you've forgotten how much you've thrown your pork around.
Terry ate so much bacon that he tried to get on a kids ride at the theme park, must have been hamnesia, the fat fuck.
hamnesia by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018
Hamnesia
It was clear that Ken Ham had a serious case of hamnesia when asked the question, "What evidence, if any, would make you change your mind about your theories?" and he replied, "No amount of evidence would ever change my mind!"
Hamnesia by dirtydan500 April 26, 2014
hominesia
when a friend forgets you when he gets alot of money or a big bag of weed or when an old friend hooks up with a woman thus leaving his old friends behind.
man my homie larry got a ugly woman he is shaking up with. he's got hominesia now, he don't remember me any more.
larry scored a pound of weed but he would not turn me on to a couple of buds. larry has hominesia, he forgets all the times i gave him some weed
larry scored a pound of weed but he would not turn me on to a couple of buds. larry has hominesia, he forgets all the times i gave him some weed
hominesia by hillofbeans April 13, 2007
HAMnesia
HAMnesia by MATEO THA MONSTER September 14, 2011
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