Homelanding

Homelanding- Verb- To homeland. Derives from the Television Series Homeland: The act of ejaculating adjacent to one's spouse or significant other on a carpeted floor. The recipient must be nude and preferably crying while kneeling on the ground. Absolutely NO EYE-CONTACT during said act. After ejaculation, the participant must immediately fall asleep, leaving the partner in agonizing tears. However, if the partner fails to cry, the act is not warranted.

So how was your first date?

"I took her to Outback Steakhouse and then one thing led to another and I ended up homelanding that bitch!"

by GoGamecocks October 14, 2012

Hollanding

to rape a creature that is somehow more primitive that oneself.

Brandon Holland vs. Bob Hester...in a no-holds-barred hollanding match with a rich coat of canola oil.

by bobandbrandonwillneverknow December 29, 2009

Hollanding

Taking a picture of your hand holding whatever you (and a few friends if applicable) are drinking with your current setting in the background- e.g. beach, concert, sporting event, party, etc.

"Instead of another dumb selfie where your faces are all blocking the view of where you are, take a Hollanding picture."

by Fatheadron May 10, 2023

Hollanding

When you drive around looking for deer and turkey but never leave the truck... spooking everything in your path.

It's too cold outside this morning so I'm just going to do some Hollanding.

by anonymous November 3, 2023