Holymonkey 

Godly gamer with expert skills in Counter-strike and other games.

Holy shit its Holymonkey!

Holymonkey by Holymonkey February 23, 2004

homonkey 

a homosexual monkey, especially used for black people.

STOP RAPING THE PRISONERS, YOU FILTHY HOMONKEY!

homonkey by DarkQuans April 24, 2023

hosemonkey

Hosemonkey is a term used by other professional employees to talk about Fire Fighters. It is a good natured jest for what they do.

"That hosemonkey did a good job taking that person out of the car at the accident scene."

hosemonkey by Hosemonkey's wife October 22, 2006

holy monkey 

a term used when one is around adults/elders and wishes to refrain from using a "cuss word"

HOLY MONKEY! that nigga almost hit me!

holy monkey by EmCook May 20, 2005

Holy Monkey 

The God of the unknown religion called Pineauism

Praise The Holy Monkey

Holy Monkey by Monkey Minnion 1 January 11, 2004

holy monkey fuck 

Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/

noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.

Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….

Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”

Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!

Similar to:

What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin

holy monkey fuck by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker

"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"

hosemonkey by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005