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Holydonkey 

Goldiestest gamer of them all. The cheese slicer man. Sworn enemy/ally/friend/something/xferer of Holymonkey. The god of chaos. Bringer of Doom. Eater of jello/pudding/yogurt/pie/cheese/apple/banana one who says: wagga! wats up homeslice! pie!!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Holydnky: /f m waht????
Holymnky2:I need and xfer!
Holydnky: waht eevr sec.. limao1///1
Holydonkey by duy February 23, 2004
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holydonkey 

a crazy pc game kid.
he is kinda bad at math.
me: what's 5 times a number exceeds by 1?
holydonkey: eh......bye~
holydonkey by Holylimao February 23, 2004

holy donkey farts 

Holy donkey farts is a exclamation used when crazy abnormal occurrences happen.
Example A:
Holy donkey farts look at that unicorn frolicking out of that rainbow...

Example B:
Holy donkey farts a rabid wolf has viscously ripped off my leg!

Holymonkey 

Godly gamer with expert skills in Counter-strike and other games.
Holy shit its Holymonkey!
Holymonkey by Holymonkey February 23, 2004

helldonkey

To scramble, like a donkey struck with a hot branding iron.
I helldonkeyed outta there when her husband walked in the door.
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