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Holymonkey 

Godly gamer with expert skills in Counter-strike and other games.
Holy shit its Holymonkey!
Holymonkey by Holymonkey February 23, 2004

Holydonkey 

Goldiestest gamer of them all. The cheese slicer man. Sworn enemy/ally/friend/something/xferer of Holymonkey. The god of chaos. Bringer of Doom. Eater of jello/pudding/yogurt/pie/cheese/apple/banana one who says: wagga! wats up homeslice! pie!!!

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a
wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset
can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos
not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Holydnky: /f m waht????
Holymnky2:I need and xfer!
Holydnky: waht eevr sec.. limao1///1
Holydonkey by duy February 23, 2004

holydonkey 

a crazy pc game kid.
he is kinda bad at math.
me: what's 5 times a number exceeds by 1?
holydonkey: eh......bye~
holydonkey by Holylimao February 23, 2004

holymonrovia

noun: a dickhead Wanna-Be drumstick, who claims to roll with Sh. Shellshock, all the while sucking mommies' titties in daddies Monrovia garage. Aka, "hot-dog-in-a-hallway; churro-butter-butt, "I'm not a stalker!" Yes, my kid is a phat-transverse, and I never willfully bitch slapped my ex-wife. That fucking bitch asked for it.
holymonrovia sheriff!! I be born in Del Monte'. I'm not a tweak I'm smocking fart!
holymonrovia by holy pockets April 2, 2025

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026