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When the number π self-proclaims to be God’s “anointed” number, because it is the most famous constant in the whole of mathematics—no number has had such an impact on popular culture that even some mathophobic folks wouldn’t mind tattooing it conspicuously to look mathematically cool in the same way that unbelievers wear a cross to appear religious.
Because π is the beloved symbol of choice for millions of people worldwide, or even deified by some pi fanatics and numerologists, it’s not preposterous for the “sacred number” to be conferred the title of “Holy Pi.”
Holy Pi by MathPlus May 28, 2021
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The Holy Pickle Stand 

When a man is having sex with a woman cowgirl style and he tells her that he's about to cum so she dismounts him, and while she is getting off, his lonely penis stands upward by itself and begins to ejaculate.
"Last night while Jessica was riding my dick she jumped off right before I came! I was so aroused that I did the holy pickle stand before she could get down there and blow me!"

Holy Pizza 

An expression used to convey surprise, arousal, disappointment, frustration, and guilt.
HOLY PIZZA! Holy pizza...
Holy Pizza by sweatyphillips October 3, 2005

holy piss 

what comes from drinking holy water... also an interjection.
holy piss!!!
i just took a holy piss after drinking the holy water.
holy piss by jason November 29, 2003

Holy piss rocks 

Phrase used by Ethan Dolan when he bit a chunk out of his tongue.
“Holy piss rocks I just too a chunk out of my tongue”- ethan dolan
Holy piss rocks by Dolan_freckle November 9, 2017

holy piss 

a word that youtuber, grayson dolan from the youtube channel the dolan twins used in the youtube video hat of dares 3 to say that he is sunburnt
as grayson dolan said: “holy piss i am red”
holy piss by kate12345678 May 12, 2018

holy fucking pig shit batman 

Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.

Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.

Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;

“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:

Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”

Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”

Example 2:

James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"

M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"