Holy Lube

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.
by Budwudder March 08, 2015
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Holy boob lube

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Bet that woman puts on holy boob lube. Her breasts are shiny!"

"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
by Raven Bishop November 13, 2009
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Holy Boob lube

1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.

2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Holy boob lube! Did you get the scoop on that man?"

Raven asks.

The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
by Raven Bishop November 13, 2009
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