Budwudder's definitions

Church Jerk

• To Masterbate in a holy or community church
• A person at church that ruins your Sunday's or that you really don't like.

If cloppin is for bronies, and fapping is for meme's, then Church Jerking must be for Christians!

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

Holy Lube

To mix holy water with any lubricant

As jimmy walked into church, he remembered he had his Holy Lube in his backpack and headed straight to the bathroom for an early morning Church Jerk.

by Budwudder March 7, 2015

Lemon sizzler

To slice one's nipples and squeeze lemons over top of them

As I looks at Bonnie's nipple, I thought about giving her a lemon sizzler

by Budwudder February 16, 2015