Holy Ghostin

Taping the Bible to your face while you're the jump man for the soaking session.

I was holy ghostin for my roommate when his roommates girlfriend was visiting last weekend.

Holy Ghostin by Who is Mike Hunt March 7, 2026

Holy Ghosting 

Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.

“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”

Holy Ghosting by TheHolyGhoster October 6, 2018

holy ghosting 

When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.

Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.

holy ghosting by laserboy June 13, 2016

holy ghosting 

Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.

Holy Ghosting:

"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"

"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."

"Nice!"

holy ghosting by PhantomPooper December 14, 2014

holy ghost in my ceiling

When your cat looks at your ceiling randomly and starts howling demonic chants by opening and closing its mouth.

I was typing an essay , and my cat started started staring at the ceiling. Clearly, there was a holy ghost in my ceiling.

holy ghost in my ceiling by Churrasco December 1, 2015

Holy Ghosting 

Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!

Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!

Holy Ghosting by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016

Holy Ghosting 

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.

No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!

Holy Ghosting by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018