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Much like the concept of a 'phantom poop' or the opposite of a 'cream pie'. Holy Ghosting is when you cum inside somebody's butthole & that shit is so tight, it doesn't come out.
Holy Ghosting:

"Hey man, I saw you leave the bar last night with that chick. What happened?"

"Dude, she took it like a champ. Holy Ghosted that shit."

"Nice!"
by PhantomPooper December 14, 2014
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When your spirit leaves your body as a ghost and has sex with a virgin girl in her sleep, then informs her the next day that she is pregnant with your son.
Virgin Girl: Oh my god, I missed my period!!
*Ghost randomly appears*
Ghost: What did you think about that ghost dick last night? I was holy ghosting the other night and you were the lucky one! Enjoy our son.
by laserboy June 13, 2016
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Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.
No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!
by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018
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Holy Ghosting is when you hear something that makes you laugh so hard that you don't make a noise and your body looks possessed. Frontwards and backward bends are common, uncontrollable shaking, knee slapping, and Thizz facing, are all comment signs of a good Holy Ghost!
Thomas said something so funny, that Mota started Holy Ghosting!
by UltraSuicide14 December 12, 2016
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