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holy balls

exclamation made when suprise stunned, excited, etc.

*you ace a test*
"Holy balls i aced that test"

you get punched in the face*
"Holy balls That hurt!"
holy balls by jake z January 3, 2008
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holy balls

an exclamation expressing shock first coined by Chris McCurley
(You catch your wife with the mailman)
"HOLY BALLS"
holy balls by Anonymous September 21, 2003

holy balls

another way of saying "holy shit" but more better
"Holy balls dude, that was one scrumptious mango."
holy balls by sfdhjsakl July 10, 2023

Holy Balls Batman 

Holy Balls Batman. a word generally used when something is completely stupid, idiotic, or just simply crazy. Others might also use it with sarcasm.
"Holy Balls Batman, Are you stupid!?"

"That was a Holy Balls Batman stunt!"
Holy Balls Batman by King-G January 8, 2012

Holy Shit Balls Mother Fucker 

An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.
"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"

"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "

"And the winner is... Sarah _____"

"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "

Holy shit balls 

When shit is real so you gotta think something up to say quick.
"Holy shit balls, the fucking economy is collapsing
Holy shit balls by ISISN'T January 22, 2020

holy shit balls batman 

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"
holy shit balls batman is that your new car
holy shit balls batman by zack milf December 14, 2011
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